today i watched a roomba scoot through the open door of a nearby bakery and onward to freedom as a panicked cleaning crew chased after it. all hail the robot uprising
Tʜᴇ ᴀsᴀʀɪ ɪɴsᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴠᴇʟʏ sᴇᴇᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀɪɴᴛᴀɪɴ sᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ʙᴀʟᴀɴᴄᴇs ᴏғ ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍɪᴄ﹐ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄᴀʟ﹐ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ. ᴛʀᴀᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ﹐ ᴀsᴀʀɪ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɪɴғʟᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴀʟ ᴅᴏᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟᴇᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ sᴜᴘᴇʀɪᴏʀɪᴛʏ. ᴀsᴀʀɪ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀᴛᴛʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ﹐ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴇxᴘʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sᴇxᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ.
(Source: gaarrus, via stuff-for-gamers)